Nobody on ng will buy emergancy commissions cus if your on newgrounds your fucking broke or a child, or retarded, or all three. Ig retard is the demographic you wanna hit ya? or furry ig no disrespect to thr furries out there that give me money for no reason I will not show you my nipples

Went to fucking walmart, casheir saw I was buying like 30$ of broke people dhit and she swooped in and offered me a fucking walmart credit card for a 20$ discount and acted like it was some kinda favor or secret deal she was offering nah bitch I really dont need another fucking credit card 1is enough.

They do this every single goddamn time, maybe I should magically stop looking broke.

fucking walmart taking advantage of people in bad situations by tying them to immediate debt, classic mov

ngl tho id do worse if Iwas the walmart king. i'd make homeless people dance for snickers amd have every customer followed by a drone equip with a tazer

Also fuck walmart, if you want a good laugh read their privacy policy. unfirtunetly I dont think other retailers are any better.

Fuck I need to make content

Maybe ill get lucky and be diagnosed with some terminal degenerative condition so I can incur pity from people off the internet.

God id love to be given 20k for free then fuck off, unfortunetly the stock market is imploding so I cant really reinvest it.

Really easy to blow that shit on alcohol and low quality food if you arent careful. Housing too ig. Shits just expensive.

This is a message from my heart, stay safe my negros in crust...

What a stupid video thimbnail

im dumb as fuck and I have ~1 irl conversation a month

fr a joker society moment

I scare people because im way too based and schizopilled ong

bbs mods are depriving society of an incredibly important service I provide via permabanning me, no other person provides such extrodinary advice and totally halarious and whitty quips. Truly, we are in a dark age. Too many black people.

lmao

Whenever I talk to someone new irl I always accidently bring up homeless people or porn and that really turns them off

God im pissed

You are no fun

https://discord.gg/uXBZK9TJYv

Its a discord link, I advise you to click it.

Me trying to remember if I shoved this toothbrush up my ass before using it to stir my preworkout jungle juice YEE-HAW!